regine goes back to primary school.

u see, i wasn't doing too well in my classes, so they demoted me.

no really.

i go there to read with 7-year-olds. while waiting for the kids to come back in from the playground, me and the other girl attached to the class were talking about cocktails and how on tuesdays this bar called the quilted llama have half price cocktails for notts uni students. bargain! so we were talking about different cocktails that we liked, before i realised that i was going to mention the words 'multiple orgasm' while sitting on a little plastic blue chair, in a sunny classroom with walls decorated with brightly coloured kids paintings, colour pencils on the tables and thigh-high shelves filled with toys and books.

me: 'oh and i had that one which is like a mudslide, it's called mu.................... *choke choke*'
nils: 'ah'.
[pause. giggle.]
nils: i like se.................. uh, the beach one.

imagine if we loudly proclaimed that we like multiple orgasms and sex on the beach in front of a class full of 7 year olds and 2 teachers. we'll be strongly recommended not to come back.

besides that, i love volunteering there, cuz it's rewarding seeing kids learn how to read a new word, and just really seeing them developing.
also, i love that i am taller than most people there.