selected memories from orientation week:

- karni cocktail. basically a lot of spirits, apparently there's vodka, and a lot of other stuff. the stuff is so lethal, cuz u don't think u're drinking alcohol. it tastes like cordial. on the first night they crammed over 200 of us in a townhouse, and served it to us out of big dustbins. it was classy.

- guys at the sex change party with their dicks out. they just had them out. on the dancefloor. i happened to glance over and i was scarred. my eyes, my eyes!!!!!!

- on teh topic of the sex change party.. guys really getting into it. like, really. my friend was holding her lipstick and some guys went, 'oh, can i have a touch up on my lips?'

- fire alarms at 3 in the morning. just when i had undressed. yup. 'not naked... nude'. did i mention it was a false alarm? and that it was raining?*

- apparently there were people running around naked in the middle of the night last night, but i can't verify it.



*i think i should clarify that i did actually put on clothes to go downstairs.